Why him?

Funny things happened yesterday.

#1 story

We had our lunch at Pusat Islam (the makcik punya lauk sedap and murah!) and sat on the same table with this 2 young army in uniform. Their lunch was towards the end already and having their good time chit-chatting, but that's not my point.

I heard them giggling over something that I don't know and I'm not bothered. We just having our lunch macam biasa while borak-borak when suddenly one of the army call MrComot and asked:

Army 1: Abang, abang dah kawen ke belum
MrComot: Ha? (paused a while) Dah
Army 2: Hahahaha
Army 1: Aku takde duit la..nanti la aku bagi

I was like...WHAT THE FUCK, THEY ARE BETTING ON MY HUSBAND!

Ok I am over-reacting. My point is, MOTIF UOLS BET LAKI IOLS DAH KAWEN KE BELUM?

MOTIFFFF???!?!

Eh..did I say they are MALES!!! Males as in MrDicky is hanging right inside their pants!

If they ask me, I would understand la. But MrComot? Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?????


#2 story

MrComot received a call from one of his vendor after lunch. When he told me the conversation I was like, WHYYYY?

John: What do you do on your weekend?
MrComot: Nothing really, at home resting
John: Do you know there is a nice park in section 9?
MrComot: I dunno..where is it?
John: Bla bla bla (telling the direction).. I'll give you a call when I'm about to go there and we can jog together

And again, I was like, MOTIFFF?? Motif kau ajak laki orang pegi jogging sama2 kat nice park?

Hahaha, John if you are ever reading this in the future, no offence ok, your call wasn't at the right time ;)


I know I am over-reacting. I found it funny at the same time though. But still I can't believe it. How come they chose him over me???!?! Korang tak rasa motif sangat ke? Hmmm...